Friday Night Fights!

Soooo this weekend was a blast. I had a friend from college come to visit, which is always a debacle. My theory is that whenever you go to visit friends or have friends come to visit you, the first night is always the drunkest. You are so amped up from the excitement that a round of shots turns into 6 rounds of shots. It is always the case. I try to pace myself knowing that there is an entire weekend ahead of me, but that never works out too well. Needless to say, Friday night was one of those drunken nights. My buddy and I did some drinking at my place then hit up a couple bars in Bethlehem, before ending the night at Roosevelts 21. This is where the night becomes one big blur. My Girlfriend came to meet us out, which she quickly realized was not a good idea. I am not a belligerent drunk, but more like a controlled out of control drunk. In any case, when we walked out of the bar to get her car I decided that I didn't like what one of the parking meters was saying to me. I gave that son of a bitch a flying knee and followed up with an elbow strike.

Note to self: Getting into fights with heavy objects that are cemented into the ground is NEVER a good idea.

I have been icing my knee for the majority of the weekend. Its not like I can even tell anyone that I got into a bar brawl fending off multiple attackers. That would be a total lie. I was a drunken ass who decided to go toe to toe with an inanimate object. Can I say I have learned my lesson? Probably not. But I will find that parking meter again, and this time, I will emerge victorious. Riight.

until next time...

~Scotty

Mysterious Hoagiefest Towel

So as you can see by now, Crash and I are obsessed with Hoagiesfest. Not sure why the idea of a $2.99 hoagie is so exciting to us, but it is. We figure if we plug Wawa enough, then they might actually start shipping mass quantities of hoagies to the Boneyard just for us. However, that probably won't be the case. Anyway, Crash beat me to the punch once again and blogged about the Hoagiefest towel that was sent to me in the mail. The sender was anonymous and it was sent to the Boneyard and not my home address. This makes me wonder whether it was sent by the Wawa Gods or a devoted Bone listener. Fess up if its you. If its not you, then I will just assume that Wawa is trying to thank us for thinking so highly of Hoagiefest. I appreciate the gesture, but it would be nice if it were a giant place mat, instead of a towel, and the place mat were holding a mass quantity of Wawa shorties.

Until next time (I will be enjoying the Hoagiesfest hoagie of the week, which is Turkey right now)

~Scotty

Don't Light Yourself On Fire

So another holiday is almost upon us. For most it means a 3 day weekend, bbq and maybe some beach time. Also, you can add fireworks into the equation. Lets not forget that we are celebrating America's birthday and our 233rd year of Independence. I will not get into a whole history lesson about the significance of 4th of July because, frankly, I'm not totally sure myself. But I do know, as I am lighting that Roman Candle into my neighbors backyard, I will be saluting the flag and thanking America for all she has done for me.

Okay, now lets drink!

until next time (and have a good 4th).......

~Scotty

Teeth

So in my recent poll (and my lack of things to do) I decided to ask you, the listener, this very imp0rtant question: Who has bigger teeth; Dave Grohl (Nirvana, Foo Fighters) or George Thorogood (one bourbon, one scotch, one gigantic set of teeth)? When you get the time and energy please let me know. Thanks. Also, just to add to the topic, I went to college with a girl who had extremely large gums/teeth. We called her "gummy." Cruel? Yes. Appropriate? Very much so.

until next time.....

~Scotty

My Weekend Started Last Night

With today being Work Release Friday and promoting the fact that we are releasing you from work for the weekend, I have to say that it really isn't all that true for me. I am nursing yet another hangover, this one caused by an awesome show last night at Croc Rock and then some bar hopping afterwards. I went out and saw Punchline play in the cafe under last night. First of all, they need to install a ceiling fan in that place. I felt like I was trapped in a tanning bed. Nonetheless, it was a cool (no pun intended) show. After the show, I then continued the binge drinking at Roosevelts in Bethlehem. Great place, great times. After that we headed to the Tally Ho. I don't really remember the ridiculousness there. Then somehow I ended up back at my apartment with a WaWa hoagie (refer to Crash's blog for the Hoagiefest special of the week). All in all a great night and I am feeling the effects right now. You know the feeling when your eyes are so tired that any amount of caffeine won't help you stay awake? Yep, thats how I feel right now. I'm going to go take a nap.

until next time...

~Scotty

The New BONEYARD

Soooo, I am blogging and broadcasting from one of the cubicles in the building. Actually, located right next to Gina's cubicle and caddy corner to my cubicle. The reason I am broadcasting from a makeshift studio is because they are renovating the entire BONEYARD. New carpet and equipment and finally new paint on the walls!! I thought this would be more of a pain in the ass than it actually is. It feels the same as when I was a kid and pretending I was on the radio, when I was really just talking into a fake microphone in my room. The feeling is definitely the same but the audience is not. I believe there are a few more listening to me on The BONE then on a fake microphone in my parents house. In any case, in a few weeks we will have a totally new kickass BONE studio. I won't feel like I am stepping into 1975 anymore with the blue on blue walls and shag carpeting. If I had a camera handy I would do a before and after shot of the BONEYARD. I will find a way to snap a shot of the transitioning of new to old. I know you are as utterly excited as I am. Can you see the excitement on my face???

until next time...

~Scotty

Another Year Older

I want to thank everyone for all the Birthday wishes, especially, Miss Gina Crash for making me an awesome ho-memade card. Without getting too corny, its always awesome when someone remembers your birthday. Its probably thanks to networking sites such as Myspace and Facebook, where you are reminded of someones birthday as soon as you log on. In any case, thank you again and hopefully I remember your birthday!

Until next time (enjoy this ho-memade card from Crash).....

~Scotty