NEWS FLASH: GUYS LIKE WOMEN WHO DRINK BEER

There was a recent study done by the Bittersweet Partnership, which is British organization started by the UK arm of Molson Coors to "discover different types of beer and its role in women's lives." In any case, they took a survey of 2,000 men and discovered that guys are more attracted to women who order a beer instead of a "girlier" drink. This discovery is truly astonishing (can you sense the sarcasm in my tone?). I mean come on now, it doesn't take a genius or a group of geniuses to come to this conclusion. Of course guys would be more attracted to a girl that orders a beer instead of a mixed drink and I am here to tell you the reasons why:

1) A beer is (usually) cheaper than a mixed drink. Unless your date is ordering some imported flavored beer from some foreign country, generally there are better specials on beer than any liquor. This way for you cheapo guys, you can have fun on a date without racking up a huge bar tab. It might also make the date last a little longer if your girl isn't getting bombed on Martinis within the first half hour.

2) It shows that she can hang with the guys. Nothing is better than picking up a 6 pack for yourself at the start of football Sunday. Now with your beer-loving lady in tow you can pick up a 12 pack (or case) and enjoy a nice relaxing (drunk) day of football with her.

3) Your friends will admire you for having a cool chick. Seriously, there is nothing worse than walking into a party with your girl only to discover that there is a shortage of hard alcohol and that your stubborn girlfriend won't drink anything else but vodka tonics. If your date can be happy by sticking her red plastic Solo cup under the dirty ass keg tap, then you know she's a keeper.

Now that I have just listed the reasons why guys dig chicks who drink beer, stop reading dumb surveys and go out and get yourself a cool chick that likes beer....I already did.

until next time.....

~Scotty

HOT-LANTIC CITY

Okay, I know that title is cliche and stupid, but our trip to AC last Thursday for the "Living on the Edge" grand finale was neither of the two. First off, we got a limo ride down to AC with our sponsors; Service Electric Cable TV & Communications and Bud Light. With all the Bud Lights flowing in that limo, I was definitely feeling good by the time we arrived in AC. Next, we found Kyle Perkins, who was the grand prize finalist. He and his buddy Nick had already split a case of beer on their way down too (they were in a separate limo). After some more drinks and dinner at the Tropicana we headed over to the roulette table, where Kyle had to bet the $2 grand we gave him on either red or black. The rest of the night is a blur.....so you have to keep checking the Bone's webpage for the video footage to see if Kyle won the $4 grand or not.

....until next time

~Scotty

HALLOWEEN

Halloween is probably one of my favorite holidays. From the scary movies on TV (or lack thereof this year) to all the lovely ladies wearing barely any clothes, you can't not but have a good time on Halloween. In my younger years, my main goal was to collect as much candy as possible, sort it into different catagories, then eat it all to try to achieve the biggest sugar high ever. Now that I am much more sophisticated, all I am interested in is wearing some asinine costume, drinking beer and looking at scantily clad women. You can do the same this weekend and hang out with me at the same time. Sounds like an okay deal, right? I will be celebrating the entire Halloween weekend at Drinky's bar in Easton. I have my costumes(yes, more than one) ready to go for this weekend. We will be rockin' out to the Bone both Friday and Halloween night. I am not sure what I am looking forward to more; sucking down some $.99 Miller Lite drafts or staring at the ladies that are half dressed. I am sure I must sound like a creeper right now. So be it, you know you are thinking the same thing. So put on your banana costume and come rock out this weekend with me at Drinky's in Easton. The only thing we wont have there is candy. Sorry, bring your own.

until next time (Happy Halloween).....

~Scotty

AAARRRGGHHHHH!!!

Some memory of this past weekend is coming back to me. I vaguely remember being dressed up like a pirate in Baltimore. Ahh yes, I remember! The 2nd Annual Pirate Cruise took place this past weekend. In case you are not familar, don't worry, most people aren't. To you a fun time might be a bonfire with friends or a house party. To my friends and I, a good time is getting belligerently drunk on a pirate ship in the middle of Baltimore's Inner Harbor. If you haven't done something like this, I HIGHLY suggest it. Its a small boat that holds about 50 people and cruises around the Inner Harbor for 2 hours. You can bring your own alcohol and music pumps from the speakers. Last year we cruised passed a wedding taking place along the water. I actually felt bad for the entire wedding party because we were screaming "Don't do it!" from the ship as we went by. The picture above was probably taken at the high point of my night before I got in trouble for hanging on the mast. Next time you are considering what to do for the weekend, get 49 of your friends (or family) together and board a pirate ship!

Check out more pics on my Facebook page, and take note that I am the ONLY one dressed like a pirate. The other pirates actually worked on the ship.

Until next time...

~Scotty

Busy Weekend

It is Work Release Friday once again, and I am preparing for another busy weekend. If you can associate the term "busy" with partying with Bone listeners. I have the privilege each and every Friday to party with you @ Drinky's Bar in Easton. There is always a great crowd there, hot bartenders and awesome alcohol specials. Tonight I will be there from 11-1 doing shots, giving out free Bone swag and speaking random gibberish into the microphone. Before I head out to Drinky's, I will be making a stop @ The Main Street Lounge in Stroudsburg. I will be hanging out there from 8-10, so make sure you stop by. I will then be capping off my Bone party weekend @ Rookies Sports Bar in Allentown on Sunday. Stop by for a beer between Noon and 2 and enjoy a beer with me, while I watch the Jets (hopefully win) on the big screen. Soon I will pull the jail cell door open for myself and begin the party. See you this weekend!

Until next time...

~Scotty

BLINK 182!!!

I know its been a couple of days since the Blink show in Camden, but it has actually taken this long for my memory of the show to come back. Ironically enough, before the show I told my girlfriend that I have been a huge Blink fan for years and I didn't want to drink too much before the show because I actually wanted to remember it. That, however, was not the case. We got a limo from the Valley to Camden. On board with us was a cooler stocked with beer and Carolina Sweet Tea. The ride took a little longer than expected due to some rush hour traffic in Philly. That was okay because it extended our drinking time. We arrived at the Bank Center halfway through Taking Back Sunday. From what I can remember, they were good. Next on stage was Weezer. Even though I am a fan of Weezer, we used this time to get some of the $11 beers at the venue. What a deal that was! By the time Blink went on, I was so many sheets to the wind that Rod Stewart and Celine Dion could have been doing duets on stage all night, and I wouldn't have known the difference. Blink played for what seemed like 5 minutes. Then we got back in the limo and went back home. That was a blur too. Next time I will try to at least maintain some level of soberness when seeing one of my favorite bands perform. After all they have been split up for the past 4 years and they reunite, play a show in Camden and I have no recollection of what actually happened. I figure things could be worse: I could be my brother. He had to take one of his friends to the ER after the show because she fell and broke her arm. How bout that for concert memories!

until next time....

~Scotty

Sands Casino

I am looking forward to rockin' out this Thursday night at the new Sands Casino in Bethlehem. I will be hanging @ The Molten Lounge from 9-11. The band Lucky You will be playing live and you can suck down $2.50 Bud Light Limes & $2.00 Bud Drafts! You also have to do some gambling while you're there (its a good way to get free drinks!). A buddy of mine won $500 the other day on one of the machines. In addition to the band and drink specials, I will also be hooking you up with free Bone swag. Can't wait!!!

until next time....I'll see you @ Sands on Thursday!

~Scotty